Damn… and I thought I had some scary expiration dates on file in my fridge.

(You had been keeping it in the fridge, hadn’t you?)

or maybe it’s time to begin that cheesemaking venture you’ve been talking about all these years…

Try pulling out the bag of baby carrots only to find the baby carrots have become, let’s say mushy… I’m an embarassment to mother’s everywhere (if they look in my fridge at least!).